We learned of a serious infraction during a routine bag search. It was two of the new guys. Tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumb here thought they could pull one over on us. But the thing is, we've seen it all before. All manner of deception and mendacity will be found out in this House. The item in question was hidden at the bottom of a gym bad, underneath some unwashed socks. Our first clue was that these guys don't look like no gym rats. Guess what it was? I'll give you a hint, it wasn't Gatorade. Continue reading